Image Comics has received numerous reports from
retailers fearful of The Spread, a poisonous organism that was first unleashed
by Justin Jordan (DEAD BODY ROAD, Luther Strode) and Kyle Strahm (HACK/SLASH,
HAUNT) in April when they announced their new science-fiction thriller, SPREAD.
Soon thereafter #ItsSpreading went viral on various social media networks and
the horrifying realization that the new series was upon us all manifested in
feedback from various comic book stores afflicted by the unstoppable deadly red
growth.
At the time of this press release, Jordan and Strahm could not
be reached to comment on their role in this epidemic, as both are allegedly
seeking refuge in a quarantined bunker where they work on issue #2 in a race
against the clock.
Preview Pages in Spread #1
Retailers however, were forthright in sharing their
stories of SPREAD-related terror.
Jon Engel of New Dimension Comics in
Pennsylvania was the first to come forward and was the canary in the coal mine
for many of his fellow retailers. "Oh my God, while showing someone our
new comic wall we kept noticing a space in the 'S' section," Engel said of
the first sign something was amiss in the store. "We would fill it, then
it would reappear! Finally out of the corner of my eye I saw these crazy red tentacles
making the space! I was so freaked out I went and put in my order for Spread
#1! Maybe if I fill it, it will stop."
"The Spread is in
everyone's saver,” admitted Trina Latrine of World’s Best Comics, Cartoons
& Toys in California. “There are red tentacles in everyone's saver and I'm
not sure what to do, I haven't been able to get in there for weeks. My
customers can't wait for The Spread to come out… literally."
Steve
Anderson of Third Eye Comics in Maryland cautions the public on
cross-contamination. "The excitement has been SPREADING from our staff to
our customers,” said Anderson. “And with hungry tendrils all around, I knew
that the only cure would be to order lots and lots of Spread #1 to keep
the infection at bay."
One Lauren Becker of Warp 9 Comics &
Collectibles in Michigan recounted her experience with The Spread with
particular urgency. "I started hearing rumors about The Spread. I didn't
think anything of it, but then the rumors started, bringing along fear and
panic. Customers came in—‘where is The Spread’ they shrieked in terror.
‘It's not here yet,’ I responded, ‘but soon… and may God have mercy upon your
soul.’
”
For some stores, it was much worse: "Lena handed me the sheet to
restock our back issue bins,” Steve Olsen, of Little Shop of Comics in New
Jersey explained. “I proceeded down the steps to our store’s basement, flicked
on the lights, and at that moment I heard something out of the ordinary. I
cautiously proceeded to the back of the basement and noticed some residue on
the floor. As I knelt down to get a feel for it, I noticed a red tip that
started growing. As it got closer to me I realized The Spread was here! Its
long, ugly tentacle chased me until I was back upstairs and I told Lena: ‘We
need to order more of Spread #1!’”
"Spread is
infecting MaximuM Comics' new release walls throughout Las Vegas—and making its
diseased way into Pull Boxes everywhere!” said Jay Bosworth of MaximuM Comics
in Nevada, in between gasps for air. “The vile sickness that is The Spread will
grab hold of you, shatter your senses and leave you dying for more. The only
cure? Make sure you order enough for your walls, too!!"
Ryan Boyle at
Coliseum of Comics in Florida cleared off a space on the store’s shelves for
SPREAD after experiencing a terrifying confrontation with The Spread that he
chose not to elaborate on further. He said only, “After The Spread made its
presence known, the terrifying red entity’s existence alone was reason enough
for us to order up while we still had the chance.” For those in search of
sanctuary he added, “Our stores stand ready to harbour any victims or people
looking for refuge from The Spread, from 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. on most weekdays.”
SPREAD
#1 will overtake all stores nationwide on 7/9. It can be pre-ordered with
Diamond Code: MAY140579. Final Order Cutoff for retailers is 6/16.
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